Yes! Gary Plotkin is directing Paranormal Activity 5! (No, I have no idea who he is either)

A tough case calls for the toughest agent around, and in this town, there’s nobody tougher than…

hang 5. Just got to check the guy’s name again.

Oh yes, Gary Plotkin.

This is who is spearheading the “Paranormal Activity 5” mission.

Pray he doesn’t fail. Micro-budgeted films everywhere are relying on him.

More on his anointment to spite-ville at Deadline.

Please Note : the image I’ve used in this story isn’t from one of the “Paranormal Activity” movies; it’s, in fact, a private snap between my girlfriend and I. This is something we liked to do. Talented much? Form a queue, ladies.