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Zach Braff’s designs for Bond….

Is it too early for April Fools?


In a brand spankin’ new posting over at his blog, my favourite guy on TV gave away a little bit of interesting information regarding his long-awaited Directorial follow-up to “Garden State”:

“I’m in LA now finishing the 5th season of Scrubs. We wrap on April 15th and I’m trying to figure out what I’m gonna do this summer. I’m leaning towards directing a film. I’ve gotten the rights to a foreign film that I’m adapting. I can’t get too specific because I’m still working on the deal. But if that comes through, I could very well be directing my second film this summer.”

He also mentions under Rumor Patrol that we’ve all been completely misled when it comes to the casting of Eva Green as Vespa Lynd in the upcoming “Casino Royale”:

“I am going to be Vesper Lind (the new Bond love interest). After the success of certain films this year, they have decided to “shake things up” this time around. And so Bond will be gay. I play Vesper Lind, a German spy who loves trip-hop and raves. I assassinate my victims by forcing them to drink the fluid inside of glow-sticks. James and I meet when our hands accidentally touch during a “Licensed to Kill” seminar in Dusseldorf. We were both reaching for an “Ain’t Misbehavin” CD that kills an enemy after he/she listens to the Act One curtain closer. Not very effective as a means of assassination since the target would have to make it through some really mediocre numbers in the first act, and like I said, it only works on “he/she’s” which aren’t very common in the spy business outside of Thailand. Can’t say much more it’s all very hush-hush…”

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