Caffeinated Clint
After sifting through hundreds of topless pictures, Warner Bros has decided “True Blood” hunk Alexander Skarsgard has the nips right for Tarzan.
In news that’ll have Casper Van Dien reaching for tissues, Skarsgard’s about to sign a pricey deal to headline a David Yates-directed blockbuster that teams Tarzan with an ex-mercenary, George Washington Williams on a mission – assigned by the Queen – to investigate some going’s on in the Congo.
Samuel L.Jackson is rumoured to be playing the mercenary.
Though no deal has been made yet with Skarsgard, it’s expected that the bundle of carrots – and loin-cloth – dangled in front of his nose in the coming days should seal the deal.
