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From Galactica to Gonorrhea : Rennie joins 50 Shades of Grey

Or here’s another ‘from Duchovny to Diddling’?

Take your pick. Taking requests. Here all night – until the buffet opens anyway.

Anyway, and speaking of sloppy hard-to-swallow scallop potatoes, “50 Shades of Grey” has nabbed another actor ready and willing to embarrass himself for an IMDB credit and some chunky change for his wallet. TV’s ‘favourite guest star’ (well, besides Ms Locklear) Callum Keith Rennie (“The X-Files”, “Battlestar Galactica”, “Californication”) is headed back to filmville to play Ray Steele, Anastasia’s stepfather in the feature film adaptation of your aunt’s favourite book.

Ray Steele sounds like a character Stallone might’ve played in the ’80s, no?

All jokes aside, I don’t doubt Rennie’s looking forward to it; most of the males onboard the film are pumped (sorry, bad choice of words) about it – after all, someone’s paying ‘them’ to check out their peep show.

Jamie Dornan stars as Christian Grey opposite Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele in 2014’s most… something, something… movie.

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