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Queen Amidala has a thing for Brothers

Portman the meat in a Gyllenhaal/Maguire sandwich


Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire both want to bump uglies with Natalie Portman – in the new movie “Brothers”, says Variety.

Based on Susanne Bier’s 2004 Danish-language film, story centers on a man (Maguire) who is sent to fight in Afghanistan while his black-sheep brother (Gyllenhaal) cares for his wife (Portman) and child.

The “Star Wars” babe takes over from Connie Nielsen who played the same part in the Danish version of the movie.

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