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Fangs for checking out this first look at Vampire Academy!

No grandpa, that “Police Academy” and “Love at First Bite” crossover film you’ve been hanging for hasn’t come to fruition.

The first trailer for “Vampire Academy”, which substitutes a neck-sucking Steve Guttenberg for pretty young girls with a blood fetish, is online.

The film, based on the book series, looks good! But because it’s the Weinstein’s releasing it, expect half the film to be missing, including all the good bits, when it gets released in theaters, complete with its new title “Michael Madsen Presents Vampire Academy”.

Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Danila Kozlovsky, Gabriel Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Joely Richardson, Cameron Monaghan, Sami Gayle, Claire Foy and Ashley Charles star. Mark Waters (“Mean Girls”) directs. Dolly Magazine anxiously awaits the release.. do you?

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