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Reviewing the movie taglines of 2013

Film: Turbo

Tagline: He’s fast. They’re furious.

Review: Did someone just watch ‘The Fast and the Furious’ one weekend and then email marketing; ‘So Fast and the Furious films are also about fast things, and races, and has made a lot of money…there could be something in that, try and work it in somehow, like ‘“Fast and the Furious” for kids!’ or ‘“Just like Fast and Furious except aiming at a totally different audience”.

Suggestion: You haven’t seen a kids film until you’ve seen one about performance enhancing drugs.

 

So light ’em up, up, up! Denzel Washington as the new Green Lantern?

Bam! Here’s four fresh Captain America : The Winter Soldier stills