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Rush Spielberg to the "ER"!

Now this is one of the best rumours I’ve heard all week. Best, as in that “surely this isn’t for real?” kind of way. Apparently Steven Spielberg thinks there’s still life in the ‘ol girl yet and wants to make an “E.R : the movie”. Hang on, while I go check my date – nope, not April 1st. Ok, if this is true, someone get over to the Spielberg mansion and strap a mind-reading device on old Stevie’s head because something’s definitely going wrong in there. I mean, “Vital Signs 2” anyone? Thanks to Dark Horizons

Ashton "Knight" do it

Frakes goes Up, Ratner goes Away!