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Father of the Focker

Teri Polo announces third “Meet the Parents” film


Another Fockin’ sequel.

Not content with ruining the merits of the first film enough (which I thought, was pants-wetting fabulous!) with their abysmal “Meet the Fockers”, the green-eyed creators of the “Meet the Parents” franchise are heading back to the shop.

Yep, you guessed it – here comes the sequel with ‘the baby’. And they say Target is known for their sell-outs?!

Teri Polo, who plays the long-suffering wife of Ben Stiller’s character, told MSNBC that she’s signed to do “Meet the Parents 3”, or rather, ‘Meet the Little Focker’, as its currently titled.

Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner will no doubt be back onboard to play her parents, but will Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand be back to play his? Guess we’ll see [how much money’s on the table].

Sounds like Ben Stiller might be running out of original ideas… in addition to the third “Meet the Parents”, he’s also prepping a “Zoolander” sequel. Orr maybe he finally got to check out his latest film, “Night at the Museum”? and decided to ‘reward’ us with some quality sequels, for sitting through that shit?

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