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Yet another new Schwarzenegger vehicle announced, Captive

Arnold Schwarzenegger is being eyed as the headline act of Emmett/Furla Films (uh-oh) “Captive”, reports Deadline.

It’s a remake of this…

… oh wait. Hang on. It’s not. Whoops. I don’t think Arnie will ever be the actor Erika Eleniak is so that’s just as well.

Nope, this “Captive” derives from a Kario Salem script about “an American real estate magnate living in Brazil who is kidnapped and held for ransom. As he frantically searches for a way out of his armored-truck prison cell hidden in a Sao Paolo landfill, a detective specializing in kidnap and ransom cases works to find him.”

That sounds fun… but then so did these other Emmett/Furla Films (most of ’em star 50 Cent so I can only assume he’ll be Arnie’s co-star in this; either him or Val Kilmer)…

And we all know how they turned out, right?

Let it be good, Arnie.

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