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Star Wars trailer talk!

Though the movie is still a year away, there’s spacely whispers that a new trailer for “Star Wars : The Force Awakens” might be with us by Christmas or thereabouts. Adding fuel to the ‘trailer is coming!’ rumour is a newly-released description of said trailer.

Bad Ass Digest, who have been one of the more reputable sources of everything “Wars” since “Episode VII” went into production, says the teaser will be mostly dialogue-free but include some nifty imagery.

What’s it going to be like? If my sources are correct (and this is a big IF. These sources have been mighty reliable in the past, and if they’re wrong I believe they’re wrong honestly, ie they’re not bullshitting me), it’ll be short. And when I say short, I mean one minute long. It’s going to have The Force Theme played on woodwinds, softly, over flashing images of the main leads, each fading to black. There’s no dialogue, just reveals of the characters. And then the music swells up into a full orchestral piece – perhaps what John Williams recorded this weekend? – and we hear a female voice, likely Daisy Ridley’s, saying “Wake up.”

And then the title card appears – Star Wars: The Force Awakens – and we see the Millennium Falcon, firing blasters, coming right at the camera.

The site says to expect it – if it’s coming – in the next 4 to 5 weeks. Thanks Santa baby!

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