Caffeinated Clint
I’m about as interested in sitting through another “Transformers” movie as I am playing catch-up with that intimiating German doctor and his wet glove (that I first had the pleasure of when my rectum and I were about eight) – in fact, I’m not sure what would be worse… all I know is, my rectum has never forgiven me for the thrashing I gave it and the bubblegum-stained cushion on the night we were previewed the most bloated, inane sequel since “Smokey Bites the Dust”… Revenge of the Fallen.
Our own Alicia was invited along for Moviehole to check out some footage from “Transformers : Dark of the Moon” last week (and speak to the man behind the films, Michael Bay) and she swears black-and-blue that the film is going to be significantly more entertaining than the last one (and that the new girl is just as hot as Megan Fox!), so I’ll take her word for it. All I know is, come June the words #transformers #boxoffice and #winning will be twitter trending topics – whether we critics get butt-chafed from the experience or not.
Our first glimpse of the film comes courtesy the new trailer that premiered today on Apple.com, which you can watch here.
Paramount has also supplied us with several new images from the film, here they lie :
And if you’re after the official synopsis, that’s under this line :
When a mysterious event from Earth’s past erupts into the present day it threatens to bring a war to Earth so big that the Transformers alone will not be able to save us. The movie stars Shia LaBeouf, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Patrick Dempsey, Kevin Dunn, with John Malkovich and Frances McDormand.
Yes girls, Patrick Dempsey. And no, he’s not a Transformer in the film (only in real life, where he went from geek to sleek in the space of a few years) but he can apparently more click click clash chi-choo-choo noises after a few drinks.
